The Mug for Those Who've Mastered the Art of Not Listening

Let's be honest, we've all perfected the fine art of selective hearing, particularly when someone mentions the washing up. This rather splendid ceramic mug celebrates that universally relatable skill with a joke that'll resonate with anyone who's ever nodded along whilst thinking about absolutely nothing.

Why Choose Our Selective Hearing Mug

• High Quality Ceramic Construction: Built to withstand daily use and the occasional distracted slam onto the kitchen counter.
• Glossy White Finish: Clean, modern, and properly handsome. Looks rather good on any desk or kitchen shelf.
• Microwave and Dishwasher Safe: Because reheating your coffee and actually washing up are two different things entirely.
• Generous Capacity: Holds a proper serving of coffee, tea, or hot chocolate for those long days when selective hearing is genuinely useful.

Product Details

Material: Premium ceramic with durable gloss finish

Care Instructions: Microwave safe and dishwasher safe for convenient everyday use

Perfect For: Your own coffee breaks, or as a wonderfully witty gift for colleagues, friends, or anyone who appreciates a joke they can drink from

This mug arrives ready to make your mornings more marvellous and your office breaks rather more amusing. It's the sort of thing that sparks a conversation and perhaps a guilty laugh of recognition.